if you give a toddler a carrot

my version of "if you give a moose a muffin"

if you give a toddler a carrot,
he might want to stick it in his shirt.
if he sticks it in his shirt,
it will probably fall out.
if it falls to ground,
your basset hound will probably try to eat it.
if your basset hound is not fast enough,
your toddler will the carrot back up and eat it,
dog spit and all!
-liz